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[21 Jun 2005|09:28am]
this should be turned into a ratings community, you know, to counter act everyone else.

Being part of a gang like the Bloods and the Crips, or biker gang like the Hells Angels give's you automatic induction.
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[28 Apr 2005|06:54am]


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[14 Jul 2004|06:55am]

Hi there. I've created a community for Jack Nicholson fans. Here it is:


Everyone is welcome to join :)
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[23 Jun 2003|03:58am]
so where the hell is the badass?

he took it all and there's not enough to go around anymore.
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[07 Mar 2003|10:48pm]

lol. This site seems cool enough. Although some of these things are not even close to what i have done. Im guessing "bad-ass" would be somewhere alone the lines of beating someone with a crowbar. I think thats one of the lesser things i have done. NOt too sure if bad-ass and insanity come close to crossing.
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[07 Jan 2003|12:48am]

has anyone else seen or heard of the new show on the WB called Surreal Life with like all the failed 80's and early 90's actors and singers and stuff? the guy who played Webster along with Corey Feldman are there. i think it starts thursday at 9. ud hafta check tho. i just wanna know what you think about this idea!
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i have not posted in ages [22 Nov 2002|03:13pm]

i am so totaly badass
and we rock out every nite
we wail on guitar and punch everything
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[22 Nov 2002|01:07am]

how do i fight?
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[22 Aug 2002|02:08am]

these men give ninjas a bad name. they are NOT cool, do NOT have totally sweet powers, and are NOT badass, even a little. and they come from a city called GAYLORD.


Men Dressed As Ninjas Shut Local Freeway

3:39 p.m. EDT June 13, 2002 - A section of Interstate 75 in Detroit was closed Wednesday night as police investigated a call about two men dressed in ninja suits.

Detroit police received a 911 call around 8 p.m. from a concerned man who said that he saw the men along I-75 in Detroit. They were driving a Ford Escort and appeared to be pointing a gun out the window, Local 4 reported.

Police caught the men on surveillance video from a squad car.

"You have two people out in broad daylight in full ninja suits, who you believe have a firearm in the vehicle, and the passenger appeared to be waving out the car at us when we were behind them," Michigan State Police Trooper Paul Gonyeau said.

Michigan State Police and Detroit Police were able to pull the men over. The freeway was closed while police investigated.

The two men -- ages 20 and 21 -- were from Gaylord and told police that they had just bought the ninja gear and were on their way downriver to surprise their family, the station reported.

Officers found a sword, but no gun. Police arrested the men, but they were later released without charges, the station learned.
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[22 Aug 2002|01:47am]

hi, i just wanted to settle the score and let all you punk ass bitches know who's REALLY badass. it's darth maul. i think darth maul may have secretly received training in ninjutsu back when he was a kid. he's so badass, he could totally punch a hole straight through ANY bitch-ass pirate that gets in his way. however, if he was a REAL ninja, he wouldn't show up on film, leading me to believe they used a stand-in darth maul for the movie.
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[15 Aug 2002|03:15pm]

*wails on an air guitar*
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HOLY HICKORY STICKS [11 Aug 2002|08:24pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

<3 ninjassssssssssss

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Whoop That Ass, Rockabilly Joe! [27 May 2002|12:40pm]

(Note: This is an entry from my regular journal, but since it was pretty Bad-Ass I felt I should share it here as well...)


I just had a funny-ass conversation with Erika about "X Japan fans getting beaten down in Yoyogi Park." I know it probably doesn't sound so hilarious, but I've seen it happen; trust me, it's fucking COMEDY. Not that I have anything against X Japan fans, it's just that it's hella funny seeing a fight between one of those painted up Japanese full-on Goths and one of those greasy-ass Japanese full-on rockabilly guys that look like they were dropped from a Grease audition.

I know they usually look like pussies, but some of those rockabilly dudes are pretty hardcore, man. I saw one of those guys lay a pretty wicked beatdown on like four of those Tupac-wannabe hiphop kids once. Dude was just chilling in Yoyogi Park, dancing like he was in that one contest at Jack Rabbit Slim's in Pulp Fiction, when those four punks with their pants down around their knees and their Aunt Jemima do-rags and everything step up and start laughing at the rockabilly dude and his friends (there were like five of them altogether) and making fun of the way they're dancing and stuff. At this time, I was sitting on a bench with these candyravers I had just met at Hanjiro down the street, and since everyone was apparently high I had to point out to them the fact that there was some violence about to occur. So anyway, Marky Mark & The Funny Bunch start yelling shit out like "You guys are hella gay!" and "What year do you think this is?" and "Look at these stupid bitches!" and one of them (I swear to God, some of those stupid-ass Japanese rapper-wannabe kids actually do this...) throws up his hands and goes "Westside!" This is where I start laughing my ass off and pointing at him going "UWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! MOTHERFUCKER SAID 'WESTSIDE'!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" and embarassing him in front of his friends and the rockabilly dudes.

Apparently, this gave the rockabilly dudes some courage because they started talking shit back, like "Look in the mirror... you're JAPANESE, not black!" and "They look like they shit in their pants!" and "That rag looks really cute, like an old woman in a bento shop!" Now the hiphop kids are starting to get pissed off, because I'm still pointing laughing at them like HELLA loud and apparently they realized that they couldn't exactly do anything about it, seeing as how I'm like twice the size of the biggest one and I was also with about 10 other people, half of whom looked like they were pretty hardcore themselves.

So the hiphop kids and the rockabilly dudes keep talking shit, and eventually one of the hiphop bitches steps up to one of the rockabilly guys and starts staring him down like he's gonna kick his ass. The rockabilly dude is cool, though. He just stands there, not moving, waiting for the kid to try something. After about 30 seconds of this, one of the other hiphop kids gets in between them and tries to punch the rockabilly dude in the face, and this is where it gets cool. The rockabilly dude, apparently skilled in the ancient ways of Fucking Shit Up, totally ducks the kid's punch and comes back up and goes *DOINK!* and slams the kid's punk ass straight in the mouth. Just then, the kid's three homies jump in and start trying to hold Rockabilly Joe down, but he won't have any of that, now. Single handedly, he goes on this Ass-Kicking Crusade against these hiphop kids, man. For about three minutes, he's just like tossing these punks all over the place like they were, I don't know...

really... tossable...


Anyway, so he's kicking the SHIT out of these four hiphop kids like a ninja on PCP, and meanwhile my mates and the other rockabilly dudes and myself are all yelling and cheering and laughing and stuff, and finally two of the hiphop kids run off like BITCHES and the other two are crying and screaming, all red-faced, like basically begging the guy to leave them alone. So you know what Rockabilly Joe does? He stops kicking one of the kids, looks at them and laughs, and goes back to his radio and keeps dancing. Like nothing even happened. That was The SHIT, man.

I wish I could have somehow recorded that whole little episode, man. That was seriously some funny shit. It also served to teach me that yes, there are some pretty hardcore rockabilly dudes in Yoyogi Park.

Which is the moral of this story.

"Don't Fuck With Rockabilly Joe."

Thank you, Yo' Majistee.
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First Entry [24 May 2002|07:07pm]

Welcome to the Hall Of Badass.

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